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0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

ivernasolo:

So I was rewatching “The Jolly Roger” and in the tavern scene when the boys chip in to get Killian a lady companion for the night, I cracked up. Because everyone watches him go all like enjoy Cap’n!

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And at first Killian’s all “ooooh yes” but then just before he turns to go he looks at Smee like

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what the bloody hell is this

what do

Smee help

this isn’t Swan and you know it

why would you put me in this position Smee

why

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